U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs The Onion - America's Finest News Source

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

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